Followers

Monday 21 May 2012

Oh The Shame

Hello Anyone

I suppose the long winded scooter purest title would be something like -
"Oh The Shame of a Bodgey Imported Past… & Why I am “atoning” for my impure scootering sins with the Love Cub" but to me it is the "Oh the Shame that I actually didn't do it..." Double entendre intended!
 
Well, as many people comment on the rather sexy looks of the Silver Surfer & the Mighty Lamb; I often get asked how long did it take to rebuild?

The answer is “No Idea – bought it that way…” we then talk about the frustrations of owning an old bike. I have never lied, but I feel somewhat cheapened if an aficionado asks me & then I tell them it is a Vietnamese rest, all of a sudden they change & start lecturing me about the ramifications (like it has happened to them personally)… for those that don’t know, the Vietnamese rebuild industry has a somewhat dodgy reputation (I think this could be a post I could write about in the future…but not today as I am in a happy place!)

The other sheepish response is to the true traddies out there that have that innate ability to rebuild anything from scratch, who then start telling me how I should’ve done it, or it was so easy that I am a fool for letting someone else do it for me…Yep, can't argue, I was just lazy is how I get out of that one!

Well, to be honest, I did feel a bit “lesser” because I bought rather than rebuilt. That being said, the Silver Surfer has provided heaps of fun. I have Veapa-ed around OJ & done heaps of rides that have helped preserve my sanity. I even rode it to Lodge one evening (in summer) & had a great time of it. 
The Silver surfer meets a load of Bull! I will say that an old Vespa is a dam fine bike to ride around a farm & the horn doesn’t upset the cows too much!
 
As for the Mighty Lamb, well, hey, it is just one of the sexiest rides around. This was demonstrated a few months ago when the key for the bikes grip-lock (anti-theft device) broke when I had parked the Lamb in the centre of town. So I had to disconnect the brakes & push it home along the footpath. About the entire population of OJ must’ve been out that day & the overwhelming comment was how cute/how good-looking the Lamb is. Too True, it’s just that the Lamb & the Silver Surfer do misbehave from time to time; that being said, the Lamb should be a centrefold… (Mind you, this post is sounding just a bit too “Auto”-Erotic right now so I’ll change subject back to the Love Cub)
The Child Bride arrives on the Mighty Lamb. Both the wife & the bike are dam good lookin' - but I may be biased! 
AND yes, that IS an Astroboy jumper she is wearing
Anyway, to sum up my situation, I ended up having 2 outrageously good looking scoots, but not lifting a spanner to get them to that condition is why “needed” to restore the Cub. There, I have said it & I feel SO much better!

Now, there are some out there that will be saying, “well how mechanical are you?”, my answer is I have some mechanical nouse, but I am far from being a mechanic; I have some tools but I am not the most knowledgeable in their use. On the up side, I am rather keen to do it & get this damned monkey “of not doing it for myself” off my back once & for all! ... By the way, doing it for myself also includes getting experienced guys to do the work for me if I can’t do it!

So it looks like I will be rather busy for the next few days (That is the Australian version of "few" - being far less precise that the Standard English "Few" meaning 3...) Anyway, I'll get back to updating this when I get the chance in a few days...(week-ish...maybe!)

Cheerio

Leigh